Saturday, August 29, 2015

2015 College Football Preseason Rankings


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To be clear these are the Preseason Rankings, but this is not where I think each team will end up at the end of the year.  I'll make that post next week.  That having been said, most of us have been starving for football since winter, so let's see where the Top 25 fall.





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1.  The Ohio State University

Look I hate when people call Ohio State by this name, and I'm not at all a fan of TOSU, but hats off the Buckeyes.  They went and flat out beat Alabama and Oregon in every facet of the game this January.  They could literally play any of their 3 QBs and still win the B1G TEN going away.  They deserve the top spot and The Pontiff doesn't look to be slowing down anytime soon.  


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2.  TCU

TCU got snubbed last year, and they went into Atlanta in the Peach Bowl and made it known that they were pissed.  I had a front row seat in the TCU section and spent 3 1/2 hours watching the Horned Frogs punch their opponents in the face and then punch them again for making their knuckles bleed.  Trevone Boykin is a legit Heisman candidate and I pity anyone who has to face this team in the regular season.   


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3.  Alabama

Major questions at QB and a fan base where anything less than a National Championship is a disappointment make coaching football at Bama extremely stressful, just ask Miss Terry.  But, this team basically played a running back last year at QB and still made the playoffs.  They have a strong defense, continue to get top recruits, and if Saban lets Kiffin open up the offense, they'll be favored in almost every game they play.



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4.  Michigan State

Sparty & Baylor put on a hell of a show in the Cotton Bowl.  Dantonio has continued to build a Sabanesque program that emphasizes clock management with a tenacious defense.  I doubt the B1G TEN will get 2 teams in at the end of the year, but if there's one team that could give Ohio State a run at the conference title, it's Sparty.



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5.  Oregon

The loss of Mariota is going to hurt the Ducks, but this team has repeatedly filled the QB spot with great player after great player without sacrificing wins.  Oregon's fast-paced offense is a mismatch for most teams as opponents find themselves sucking wind by the 3rd quarter.  While Helfrich recently got a much deserved raise, we'll see if he continues to succeed where Chip Kelly left off.


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6.  Baylor

It is abundantly clear, the two best football teams in Texas aren't the Longhorns and Aggies.  How great thou Art and G-Patt have built two elite programs and they aren't about to let anyone take back what they've waited a long long time for.  Gold chrome helmets and a Friday night lights story straight out of Hollywood have made the boys from Waco fun to watch.  People thought Baylor would drop off after Bob Griffin left for D.C., but after seeing that they were better without him, Baylor has been getting a lot of respect.  We'll see if they can find the next heir apparent now that Bryce Petty is off to New York.


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7.  Georgia

The Dawgs still have a question at the QB position, and Mark Richt has said he may play more than one QB against the Fighting Willie Robertsons next week.  Still, expect a heavy dose all season of Nick Chubb.  The Georgia offense lives and dies with its running game.  By the way, that's not a FCS team that he just made that run against, that's Clemson.


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8.  FSU

The Florida State Criminoles.  Oh how we have missed you.  Seriously, it takes me back to the 90s when FSU was dominant and Bobby Bowden got a lot of late night phone calls.  Jimbo has not missed a beat, and he's kept the Seminoles at the top of the ACC.  He brought a National Championship back to Tallahassee all while making defense attorneys in the Florida state capital rich.  Despite all the off the field issues, FSU has elite talent and it's unlikely they will see a huge drop-off this year in wins.


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9.  Auburn

I think the Tigers will be much improved, but they lost 5 games last year.  Even with the addition of Coach Boom as their DC and what people on The Plains are calling the Second Coming of Cam Newton at QB, I still have questions about how bad that defense was.   Muschamp will get them playing much better in 2015, but whether or not that leads to promised land remains to be seen.


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10.  Clemson

The Tigers think with Jameis gone from FSU, that the ACC is ripe for the taking.  Clemson finished 10-3 last year after completely dismantling Oklahoma in the Russell Athletic Bowl.  They don't have the easiest schedule, but they do get ND, FSU, and GT at home. 



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11.  Notre Dame 

With Golson off to Tallahassee, Notre Dame looks to Malik Zaire to lead them back to the National Championship.  Brian Kelly has done a decent job at Notre Dame.  He's won 8 or more games in each of his 5 seasons in South Bend, but outside of 2012, Irish fans feel as if their team has been underachieving.  They get Texas, USC, and GT at home, while having to travel to Clemson and Stanford in 2015, if they win the games they'll likely be favored in they could be looking at a double digit win season.


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12.  USC

Someone might want to tell Sark that mixing prescription medications with alcohol is a bad idea.  USC has a lot of talent, but I'm not sold on Sark as the next Pete Carroll.  He's a decent coach, but I don't see him ever winning a National Championship at USC, barring some major changes.  USC went 9-4 last year, and this year they have to go on the road at Arizona State, Notre Dame, and Oregon, all tough places to play.  


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13.  UCLA

That other team in Southern California sits at No. 13 right behind the Trojans.  The Bruins went 10-3 last year, but they lose their starting signal caller.  That having been said, their schedule falls nicely, with only real big road games being at Arizona and at Stanford, with their annual game against the Trojans being played in The Coliseum.  


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14.  Ole Miss

The Rebels fell apart down the stretch after the injury to Treadwell in the Auburn game.  What looked like the potential for an epic season, turned into 9-4.  This year though, they have arguably the best receiving corps in the country, a top 5 NFL draft pick at Left Tackle, a 1st round pick at Defensive Tackle, the SEC's best TE, and an elite defense.  People still are questioning who their QB will be, but it's not really a mystery to insiders.  Chad Kelly, barring an injury or extremely poor off the field decision will be the starter when the Rebels head to Tuscaloosa.  The big question for this team in 2015 is can they run the football effectively?



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 15.  Arizona State

The Fighting Rod Tidwells won 10 games last year.  Last year, they were a dark horse to slip into the playoffs until the last couple weeks of the season.  They'll have a very good defense this year, and will be bowl bound again.  They don't get an easy start though, having to go to Houston to play Texas A&M in the first game of the season.  On a related note...check out that helmet!


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16.  Georgia Tech

The Rambling Wreck capped off a nice season last year with an Orange Bowl victory in South Florida to give them 11 wins.  Paul Johnson has done a phenomenal job with this program, implementing the Triple Option offense that virtually no one else in the country runs.  The schedule this year looks a little more challenging having to play on the road at Notre Dame, Duke (I can't believe I'm saying that), and Clemson.  Plus they have FSU, VT, and Georgia all coming to Atlanta.  It is unlikely another Orange Bowl birth will happen this year, but the Yellow Jackets should still have a good season.


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17.  LSU

I know some people picked LSU to win the SEC West this year; how they reached that conclusion though I have no idea.  Losing John Chavis is going to cause MAJOR problems for the Fighting Tigers.  The number of times that defense bailed out mediocre play on offense in the Les Miles era is staggering.  LSU will ground and pound the football with Fournette, and of course there will be some trickeration from the Mad Hatter, but this team isn't a true title contender.  Their defensive line should be much improved with Ed Orgeron coaching in the trenches, but I'm not sold on Kevin Steele and LSU has big questions at QB.


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18.  Oklahoma

The Sooners had a down year last season, going 8-5, with losses to Kansas State, OK State, TCU, Baylor, and of course Clemson.  Herbstreit has them picked to make the College Football Playoff this year, and I think they'll be improved, but they're still the 3rd best team in the BIG 12.  Running Back Samaje Perine will be the deciding factor in how well Oklahoma does this year.



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19.  Missouri

Mizzou has gotten little respect from analysts despite winning the SEC East the last two years, but they don't take crap from anyone.  This is their QB.  There are many like him, but this one is their's.  His name is Maty Mauk, he is 14-4 as a starter at Mizzou, and he's looking to make another trip to the SEC Championship.  While the schedule starts out easy, the October 17th visit to Athens could decide who goes to Atlanta.  


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20.  Boise State

The Blue Turf Boys went 12-2 last year capped off by an epic win against Arizona in the Fiesta Bowl.   This year's schedule sees them having to go to Colorado State, and face Washington on Friday in a Chris Petersen homecoming.   The Broncos return almost everyone on both sides of the ball, and if they can get an early win against the Huskies, they could be headed back to a big name bowl.


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21.  Wisconsin

What are the odds Barry Alvarez pisses off Paul Chryst, who then leaves at the end of the year, and then Barry pays himself $500K to coach the bowl game?  That having been said, the Badgers did beat Auburn in OT in Raymond James Stadium, so maybe there's something to that.  It'll be hard for Wisconsin not to see some regression with the loss of Melvin Gordon, but they should still be in decent shape.  Cory Clement has some big shoes to fill, but he'll get plenty of opportunities this Fall.



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22.  Arizona

Despite a complete breakdown at the end of the Fiesta Bowl, Rich Rod has done a very good job in the desert.  The Wildcats are coming off their best season in nearly 20 years, but this season's schedule is not going to be easy to navigate without some bumps and bruises.  Arizona has to go on the road to Stanford, USC, and they have to play Arizona State in Tempe.  Solomon as a freshman QB was inconsistent; he put up a lot of passing yards, but also completed less than 60% of his passes, and was sacked 38 times.  If his sophomore season sees an improvement, the Wildcats could be contenders again for the PAC 12 South Title.


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23.  Stanford

The Cardinal under David Shaw have continued what Jim Harbaugh started.  They've continued to dominate on defense, while relying on conservative play calling and a strong commitment to the run on offense.   While this team went 8-5 last year, this Fall they get almost all their big name opponents at home.  UCF, Arizona, UCLA, Oregon, and Notre Dame all have to go to Stanford.  That's still a tough schedule, but it's a huge advantage that they get those teams at home.  Their only real test on the road comes on September 19th against USC.   If the cards fall right (terrible pun intended) Stanford could be headed to Levi's Stadium in December.  


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24.  Texas A&M

The Aggies saw a big dip when Johnny Football left for Cleveland.  Kevin Sumlin and his Swaggercopter swooped down into Baton Rouge and dropped a bag of money on John Chavis's lawn until he followed the Aggies back to College Station.  Sumlin is a good coach, but he's gotten worse every year he's been in the SEC (11-2, 9-4, 8-5).  His receiving corps is loaded with talent, but it will likely take a year or two to get that Chavis defense rolling. 


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25.  Tennessee

The Vols believe Butch Jones is the new Phil Fulmer, and he's done a great job recruiting.  However, he still has a losing record since coming to Knoxville.  Tennessee should be improved this year and make some noise with Josh Dobbs, but I still think they're a year or two away from being a division title contender.  














Sunday, August 9, 2015

Why Twister Is The Best Bad Movie Ever

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The 1990's were filled with big blockbuster action movies that were big on special effects, but short on plot and dialogue: Independence Day, True Lies, and a number of Nicholas Cage movies come to mind, but the best of these was Twister.  I went and saw this movie 4 times in the theater, and I'm not someone who usually goes to the theater to see movies.  When you think of Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt, blockbuster action film isn't usually your first thought, but in breaking down the film, you'll see why this movie is so bad it's great.



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1.  Bill Paxton

Bill Paxton's character, Bill Harding, is a former storm chaser turned soon to be TV Weatherman.  Usually, he's a supporting character, whether it be in Aliens, Terminator, Titanic, etc., but he's cast as the leading man in this 1996 storm chasing epic and this is probably the best role he's ever had.   His character in the film starts out as a bad boy gone good, but the thrill of the chase and science draw him back into the world of tornado tracking, and you see just how EXTREME he really is.



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2.  The Dialogue

This movie has more quotable lines in it than one would initially think.  The first time you watch this the lines seem cheesy (because they are), but upon repeated viewings the viewer gets to experience some absolutely unintended comedic gold.  Bill Paxton and a young Philip Seymore Hoffman have some of the best lines which are listed below.

Bill:  You stole my design, you son of a bitch.
Dr. Jonas Miller:   The hell are you talking about?
Bill:  Dorothy.  You took her, you damn thief.


Bill:  IT'S ALREADY HERE!


Bill:  I THINK WE'RE GOIN IN!


Dusty:  IT'S THE WONDER OF NATURE BABY!


Dusty:  He's gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby.  Bill, I'm talkin' imminent rueage.  


Bill:  Honey, this is a tissue of lies.  You see there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.



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3.  Cary Elwes Playing "The Bad Storm Chaser"

This movie puts two rival storm chasing groups against each other:  The corporate-backed team with their black SUVs led by Cary Elwes and the rag-tag team of make shift chasers led by Bill "THE EXTREME" Paxton and Helen Hunt.  

The interesting issue the movie never explains is, how are either of these groups bad?  Aren't they both trying to gather information to learn more about tornadoes and make people safer?  

Cary Elwes does a great job coming across as the most unlikable storm chaser in history, with an even worse accent.  His "Well let me enlighten you people" speech starts off as the ramblings of a Southern demagogue and finishes with such esoteric scientific terminology that no one outside of probably 10 people know what he's talking about.  


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4.  The Most Predictable Plot in Movie History

Twister's plot is so amazingly simplistic, that it's glorious.  Bill Paxton shows up with divorce papers for his soon to be ex-wife to sign and he's ready to go off to his career as a TV Weatherman.  He then gets drawn back into chasing storms and eventually leaves his current girlfriend for his wife as he realizes chasing twisters is in his blood, after all he's the human barometer.  In addition to that, the progression of the storms throughout the film from a F1 - F5 is evident once the F2 appears.  The viewer knows that the movie is going to end with Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt surviving an F5 tornado, and then going off to continue their tornado adventures, but it doesn't make it any less compelling to watch, because you're not watching this movie for a dynamic plot and character development.



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5.  Dusty

Philip Seymore Hoffman got a lot more dramatic roles as his career went on, but this role is one of his best as the extreme adventure loving Dusty.  There are so many great moments and lines from this comedic genius, that it's hard to name them all.  From "FFFFFOOOD" to "It's the Suck Zone" sprinkled in with a little "Cause Billy is The Extreme," these quotes make the movie.  Every single time the camera pans to Dusty, you know something good is coming.  RIP Dusty.  


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Whenever this movie comes on TBS or TNT do yourself a favor and watch it.  It's a piece of American cinema that shows how important it was in the 90's to be extreme and radical, and how corporations stood for greed and corruption, and not how they were trying to fund scientific research to make people safer from natural disasters.  
  











Monday, August 3, 2015

Dog Days of Summer Baseball Playoff Predictions

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August is here, which basically means it's a month full of 90 degree days, sporadic thunderstorms, and repeatedly checking Twitter and Bleacher Report to make sure your favorite football team didn't suffer a horrific injury.  The Dog Days of Summer also signal the The Hunt for October for many MLB teams.  This past week saw the MLB Trade Deadline come and go with some very intriguing moves made by a lot of teams.  So, let's take a look and see who will make the postseason and be left standing with baseball's top prize. 



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AL EAST 

1st  -   New York Yankees - Division Winner
2nd -  Toronto Blue Jays - 2nd Wild Card
3rd  -  Baltimore Orioles
4th  -  Tampa Bay Rays
5th  -  Boston Red Sox

The Bronx Bombers are back a year after Derek Jeter bid the world of baseball goodbye, and they'll take the AL East crown in 2015.  The AL East this year is down, and the Yankees have taken advantage by having a 5 1/2 game lead on Toronto.  They may not make a lot of noise in October, but they'll still win the division this year.

The real story of the Trade Deadline belonged to the Toronto Blue Jays.  The birds north of the border made a big splash adding Troy Tulowitzki and David Price to their line up.  This team is officially all in.  They have mortgaged the future and have a stacked line up of power bats along with adding a legit Cy Young candidate to their lineup in hopes of bringing a ring back to Canada.  Their GM better hope it works, but these moves should be enough to get them into the playoffs.  


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AL CENTRAL

1st   -   Kansas City Royals - Division Winner
2nd  -  Minnesota Twins
3rd  -   Chicago White Sox
4th   -   Detroit Tigers
5th   -   Cleveland Indians

These O's Ain't Royal was the baseball chant of 2014.  You know you're getting old, when you have to look up multiple websites to understand the pun.  This season the Royals have cakewalked through the AL Central and should have a playoff spot locked down before any other team in the American League.

Minnesota is currently sitting in position for the 2nd Wild Card spot, but I think the moves Toronto made outweigh the efforts of the Twins and the Blue Jays will overtake Minnesota by the end of the season.  The big shocker this year has been the lackluster performance of Detroit, who seems to be in rebuilding mode after trading Price and Cespedes, who is on his 4th team in just over a year.  



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AL WEST

1st   -   Houston Astros - Division Winner
2nd  -  Los Angeles Angels - 1st Wild Card
3rd  -   Texas Rangers
4th   -   Seattle Mariners
5th   -  Oakland Athletics

 I don't know who this guy with the 19th century facial hair is, but someone in Houston needs to make sure he's at every game in October and notify MLB as to where he's sitting.  The Stros have been hot all season and they currently sit with a 4 game lead over the Angels.  This team has an IT factor that has propelled them to 1st place in the AL West, and going into October, they'll be a trendy pick everywhere outside of Missouri and Kansas. 

The Halos have the best player in baseball and barring a complete collapse, they'll be in the post season, but I don't think they have enough juice to catch Houston.  They'll match up against Toronto in a 1 game playoff that will be held in Anaheim.  



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NL EAST

1st   -   Washington Nationals - Division Winner
2nd  -  New York Mets 
3rd  -   Atlanta Braves
4th   -   Miami Marlins
5th   -  Philadelphia Phillies

Who's winning the NL East?  Bryce Harper has a thought.  The Mets and Nats are tied for 1st place today, but based on their records, it looks like there's only room for 1 team from the NL East to head to the postseason, and that will be the Washington Nationals.  The Mets have added a big bat in Yoenis Cespedes, but they've married themselves to focusing on pitching rather than hitting which is a huge gamble for any organization.  Byrce Harper and the Nats pitching staff, which if you haven't looked is pretty impressive in it's own right, will come out on top and win the NL East.  



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NL CENTRAL

1st   -   St. Louis Cardinals - Division Winner
2nd  -  Pittsburgh Pirates - 1st Wild Card
3rd  -   Chicago Cubs - 2nd Wild Card
4th   -   Cincinnati Reds
5th   -   Milwaukee Brewers

Look, you might as well go ahead and do yourself a favor and write in the St. Louis Cardinals in the NLCS or higher for every playoff season for the next 10 years.  They could take 9 random guys off a D League softball team and make the playoffs.  They have the best farm system in baseball, and by far the best record in baseball.  How good are they?  The Pirates are 61-43 and 5 1/2 games behind the Cardinals; that's how good they are.

What's really going to be intriguing is the 1 game playoff in Pittsburgh that will be held between the Pirates and Cubs.  The Cubs have called up Byrant and Schwarber, two players who look poised to stay on the North Side for a long time to come, and it's clear Joe Maddon is a wizard.  Meanwhile, Pittsburgh has had an epic season that only hasn't gotten a ton of attention because the best team in baseball is in their division.  All eyes will be glued to the Steel City for this elimination game.



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NL WEST

1st   -   Los Angeles Dodgers - Division Winner
2nd  -  San Francisco Giants 
3rd  -   Arizona Diamondbacks
4th   -   San Diego Padres
5th   -   Colorado Rockies

If this was an even numbered year, I'd put the Giants in the playoffs, but they seem to be human during odd numbered seasons.  Still, they've got a very good team and will make a run at the last Wild Card spot as the season comes to an end.  Between Kershaw and Greinke its going to be hard to score runs against the Dodgers, but the postseason has proved to be Kershaw's downfall.  Donnie Baseball has done a good job in LA, and the Dodgers will win the NL West this season and look to get to the World Series.



PLAYOFFS


AMERICAN LEAGUE

1.  Kansas City Royals
2.  Houston Astros
3.  New York Yankees

Wild Cards

1.  Los Angeles Angels
2.  Toronto Blue Jays


The Angels will have to go up against David Price in Anaheim in a winner take all elimination game.  It's hard to bet against Mike Trout and the Angels, especially at home, but I think Price is too good a pitcher and the Blue Jays are flat out loaded with Tulowitski, Donaldson, Batista, and Encarnacion.  I'm predicting Toronto pulls the upset and faces the Royals in the ALDS.

ALDS

Kansas City is too talented to lose to Toronto and David Price can't pitch every playoff game.  The Royals feel like they let the trophy slip away last year and they won't be ousted early in the postseason in 2015.  Royals in 4.  

On the other side, the Yankees and Astros match up in a series that looks to go 5 games.  I think the Yankees have benefited from a relatively week AL East and the Astros look at themselves as the Royals of 2015.  It'll go 5 games, but the Astros continue on their journey by winning an elimination game in Houston.  Astros in 5.  

ALCS

It's the Royals against the Astros in the ALCS.  Where the Royals were the darlings of baseball last year, the Astros are everyone's favorite team this year, but I think this is where the Astros magic runs out and Kansas City wins the best of 7 season series in 5 and advances to the World Series.


NATIONAL LEAGUE

1.  St. Louis Cardinals
2.  Los Angeles Dodgers
3.  Washington Nationals

Wild Cards

1.  Pittsburgh Pirates
2.  Chicago Cubs

The Cubs will have to travel to Pittsburgh in a winner take all or nothing game if they want to fulfill the Back to the Future 2 prophecy.  I think it's just a year too early.  The Cubs have made an amazing turnaround, but they are still a year away.  They aren't even the 2nd best team even in their own division, as I'd argue that Pittsburgh is clearly better on multiple levels.  If the game was at Wrigley, the Cubs would have a great shot, but being that it's on the road, they'll falter and prepare for 2016. 

NLDS

The Pirates, by winning the elimination game against the Cubs, get the wonderful gift of having to play the Cardinals in a best of 5 series.  The Cardinals are built for October, and they will take care of the Pirates in 3 games, with a clean sweep.  

The series to watch is going to be the Dodgers and the Nats.  This cross-country series is going to be epic: Kershaw vs. Scherzer, Greinke vs. Zimmerman, and Puig vs. Harper.   Set your DVRs because this series should go 5 awesome games.  The Dodgers get to play at home for game 5 with Kershaw on the mound.  The problem is he has to face Max Scherzer, and though both pitchers will put on impressive performances, the Nats will have a late push and go on to face St. Louis in the NLCS.

NLCS

The Nats riding high off their victory in LA, will give the Cardinals plenty to handle.  A rotation with Scherzer, Zimmerman, and Strasurg coming off the the DL will prove formidable, but St. Louis knows how to win in October and it will be an all Missouri World Series with the Cardinals winning in 6.  


WORLD SERIES

Kansas City vs. St. Louis will be a baseball purist's dream.  It's small-ball fundamentals at it's best.  These two teams are what every old school baseball fan dreams of in the World Series.  We can only hope this series goes 7 games, but I don't think it'll get there.  Kansas City has had a great season, but St. Louis is the better team, and they'll win the World Series in 6 games.  


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Here's to hoping I'm way off, and the Cubs win the World Series and prove Marty McFly right.  #LetsGo